Quilter’s Birthday Song

by Cindy Thury Smith

Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Have you finished that quilt yet?
Happy birthday to you!

How old is your stash?
How old is your stash?
Did you pay plastic or cash?
How old is your stash?

Did you see the new Hoffman?
Did you see the new Hoffman?
Did the price make you cough, man!
Did you see the new Hoffman?

Have you bought the new book?
Have you bought the new book?
So many UFOs, shouldn’t even look!
Have you bought the new book?

Will you make the show deadline?
Will you make the show deadline?
One hour left, plenty of time!
I can make the show deadline!